Left nut..right hand? Right nut..left hand?

Not real sure what the proper protocol is for the whole nut in hand theory but that is my plan. Tomorrow is the day I have the muscle receptor test where L O N G needles will be inserted into various muscles and my job is to let my doctor know when I feel pain...sooo, I figure if I am holding one of his nuts in one of my hands he will know the instant I feel any pain.
What a weekend, three family reunions and one wedding. Everything went very well and of course we had the usual late arrivals. You would think we would be prepared for that by now but noooo, we react the same way each and everytime a group is late. I don't know what it is about the South but promptness and turn signals are optional.