Shoes!

For someone who LOVES shoes, I work way too close to The Rack Room...and it would probably make things simpler for everybody if I just had my paycheck sent directly to The Rack Room. When I die I plan to be cremated but there has to be a viewing because Anny insists that she has to actually see someone laid out in a casket before she can accept that they are dead. That last statement bothers me. What makes Anny so sure I'm going first? OK, back to the shoes. When I die and am all stretched out in my casket I want the lower part open so you can see what shoes I'm wearing. If it's sandal season please make sure someone buffs my callouses and checks for toe hair. Ha! I bet you are all lining up for that job!