Paint, Wallpaper and what the heck was I thinking???

I haven't mentioned my shoulder in quite sometime mainly because I'm afraid I will "jinx it". Shhhhh.....don't tell anybody but I have no pain and the numbness is gone. Knock on wood, A LOT. So to celebrate that happy news I'm going to wallpaper the kitchen and bathrooms while our rental condo is empty! Never said I am smart. A friend from work is doing the painting as I can't paint. It's obvious to anyone when I do the painting because it looks like I used my feet instead of a brush. No matter how hard I try or how expensive the brush my paint jobs are sloppy at best. So tonight I am taking down the towel bars, pulling out the stove and refrigerator and then admit myself to the closest mental institution.