It's Official

My eyebrows have all but disappeared. Why is that I wonder? When I was young (and had eyebrows) I always wondered why old ladies like to draw/pencil on their eyebrows...well duh! WE DON'T HAVE ANY EYEBROWS UNLESS WE DRAW THEM ON! If only I could transfer a few chin or toe hairs up there I would be in business. There is a real art (pardon the pun) to drawing eyebrows. Somedays I look surprised, somedays angry and worst of all is when I get carried away and end up with an almost unibrow. On the unibrow days all you need to do is put me in a pair of black rim glasses, hand me a cigar and I could be Groucho Marx in drag.