Would somebody please explain to me what it is about my head that seems to scream lesbian golfer to any hairdresser who cuts my hair?? Number one..I am not a golfer. Wait a minute, I guess number one should be I'm not a lesbian but I'm also not a golfer. I have gone to the $50 a cut places (it pained me but I did it) as well as the $10 chop shops and there is no difference in the end result. Every single time I come out looking like I'm on the way to a big torunament with three of my closest girl friends.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
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Oh baby! One of the first things my stylist said to me when I came home from Texas (looking somewhat masculine in my short 'do) was "NO MORE LESBIAN SIDEBURNS!" You need to find someone who preaches the same mantra.
I had one of those haircuts not long ago. I went in a shop I'd been before but a new stylist. She was older(which means somewhere in my wise old age span) so I thought she would know what she was doing.
I told her I want about an inch trimmed off.
I should have known as she was cutting she said it had been 5 years since she had cut hair.
Then as she twirl my chair around and got out those electric clippers, I noticed... I was a nice looking guy with no hair.
Cried all the way home.
Jan, on that sitting hen. I have one sitting right now too. I've had late hatchers before and they do fine. The mama hen will keep the biddies warm.
Have a great day.
Pam
I can't have my hair too short or I look like a dandelion. Looking like a lesbian dandelion might be an improvement. But a golfer? Now that's just unforgivable.
I am as scotch as they come, but I think it's worth it spending money on a haircut you like.
And an advantage of being older is how bossy we now can be. I argue with even the most experienced hair dressers because whenever I let them break my rules, my hair is a mess. I also ask them if they cut a lot of curly hair. Bonus points if they have curly hair THEMSELVES.
We've been to all the same stylists then? I tried to grow my hair out a couple of years ago, but the lesbian golfer look was actually better. It's kind of sad really.
How funny! I've missed you making me laugh. Hope all is well.
hahaha!!!! I have missed you too:) I had a lesbian boss, who had spiked hair. She kept trying to get me to try my hair that way. My daughter told me she was trying to "groom" me! YIKES! I like short hair, and think you can look feminine with it short as well as long. BTW, I quit my job after she began trying to tell me what clothes looked nice on me...and what didn't...maybe I have a "lesbian phobia" now? You're sure you're not, right?
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