Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Early Morning TV

Sometimes I wake up at 4 AM and it's too early to get up and I can't go back to sleep so I pick up the trusty TV remote. There is an exercise show that comes on at that time and the lady on there just cracks me up. She is in her late 50's early 60's and is so thin her leotard actually bags in the seat. OK, that is funny enough but she sounds just like Elmer Fudd and says things like, "Dood morning friends today we are going to wift our wegs rilly rilly high." I may have to start setting my alarm for 4 AM. Naaaaa, but I can record her and I bet she's just as funny at 7 PM as she is at 4 AM. Heck, I may even exercise with her... just as soon as I find a leotard that bags in the seat.


Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I know the grass is always greener and you should be careful what you wish and all that, but i WISH my clothes sagged in the butt. Instead they are stretched within an inch of their lives, ready to burst at any moment. Maybe I should be getting up at 4am with this woman.

Cherrye at My Bella Vita said...

LOL. Poor old, I mean poor lady. Like Nanny Goats here, I wish my leotard bagged in the butt. :-)

tipper said...

Maybe I should start getting up at 4 if she's that funny!

ga.farmwoman said...

Hey Jan,
I don't know about the baggy seat leotards, but I know about a baggy seat. lol... maybe I need to watch Elmer early in the morning, well, maybe more than watch.
I am glad you are back in the world. I sure missed you and your funny posts.
Have a great day.

Susie said...

Yep, you're right! Only that and info-mercials on at that time of day! I watch them both:) Or Fox news. What happened to "I love Lucy" and stuff? *sigh*