YES...I am sick again which equals the same level of surprise as reading TMZ and learning that Amy Winehouse is in rehab. When God was handing out respiratory systems I must have gotten in the line labeled PLEASANT PERSONALITY, LIKES SMALL CHILDREN, BIG BUTTS & CRAPPY RESPIRATORY SYSTEM. The Sprite Zero was on empty yesterday afternoon so on the way home from my umpteenth chest x-ray I made an emergency stop at the local grocery store. The good news is I had showered and shampooed so I was at least clean but that was pretty much all I had done. What I am trying to tell you is I wish I looked as good as Amy Winehouse. There were lines at all four registers...total of 24 registers but only 4 with cashiers. However, I made an amazing discovery. All I had to do was cough and the person in front of me offered to let me go ahead of them. What do you want to bet that before my key was in the ignition that entire store was hosed down in Purell. Hate to brag but I do have a pretty amazing cough.
Monday, May 4, 2009
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Oh wow, I hope you are feeling better. Do you think all those folks at the grocery store figured you have swine flu? You should have said the President said you could go out into the public arena now.
That line you was in, I think I was behind you. Oh, mine may be crappy personality, pleasant respriatory system, big butt, likes most small children,bad speller. LOL... Maybe it was the next line over.
Hope you are feeling better now, Jan.
P.S. I bet they are still hosing the place down.
Take care.
Pam
OH MY GOSH Ann..I bet you are right about the swine flu! Didn't even cross my mind as all I wanted to do was get out of there and go lay down.
Pam, I am willing to bet our lines were pretty close together and congrats on your superior respiratory system...good choice!
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