Your calendar says Halloween but at work we are knee deep in holiday party planning and nothing says trick or treat quite like hot wassail with cognac and baked brie. I haven't been to Breakfast Club in over a week and lunch is at my desk or swallowed whole in the snack bar. I have decided this whole work thing is way over rated and has been done to death so maybe it's time to move on to plan B. The good part about plan B is I get to quit work and sleep late. However, the bad part about plan B is showering at the Texaco station along with Hobo Bob because my van does not have a bathroom and my van is the only place I could afford to live. Hmmm, I don't think I can get HBO in my van either. You know, I think I can learn to live with plan A for awhile longer.