Friday, September 28, 2007

How much lower can I sink?

Dr. Jordan told me I can't lift anything over 5 pounds. Riiiiight! Oh I think it is a great idea...if you ARE QUEEN ELIZABETH OR LEONA HELMSLEY AND HAVE A FULL TIME STAFF TO WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT! Heck, I have made meat loafs that weigh more than 5 pounds. I am already using my "old lady" grocery cart to get things from the car to the condo and the trash from the condo to the compactor. Pushing that little cart around is a humbling experience. I hate using that thing but I have been faithful about using the cart along with the elevator and have not carried anything heavier than a cotton ball up the steps. Well Polly & Eddie, you know I have always wanted a monkey but I am thinking maybe I should upgrade to a gorilla. They are bigger, can do more chores and...OH! OH! OH! You can get us matching outfits for Christmas!

3 comments:

Eddie Carter said...

I think the poop (or pop as Polly likes to call it) would weigh more than 5 pounds.

Anny said...

OKay, I have started sewing.....

Anny said...

Hee Hee. What is your favorite color????